sexta-feira, 28 de fevereiro de 2020

Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (Netflix) Part 18 - Turkey Trotting

  • Ben Ravencroft: This isn't how I envisioned. We were supposed to rule the world together, not destroy it!
  • Sarah Ravencroft: I care not for thy whims. Cross my path and I shall destroy thee along with thy world!
  • Ben Ravencroft: But I have the book. And I shall return you back into the book. "Ancient evil get thee hence only good can recompense for the-"
  • Sarah Ravencroft : (Laughing evilly) Thinkest thou art a Wiccan, only a virtuous soul can imprison me. (She traps Ben in a green ball) (Laughing evilly)
  • (With the gang)
  • Velma Dinkley: I've got an idea, guys. But we need that book.
  • Shaggy Rogers: Like not again!
  • Velma Dinkley: I'm sorry guys, but you two are the fastest.
  • Shaggy Rogers: No way.
  • Scooby-Doo: No way.
  • Velma Dinkley: Don't worry, we'll create a diversion for you.
  • Shaggy Rogers: Uh-uh.
  • Scooby-Doo: Ruh-uh.
  • Velma Dinkley: How about for a whole box of Scooby Snacks.
  • Shaggy Rogers: A whole box?!
  • Velma Dinkley: Good luck.
  • Fred Jones: Hey broom-rider! (whistles) Over here!
  • Sarah Ravencroft: Thou shalt pay for thy impudence!
  • (She unleashes her powers at the gang but they run off, but burns the Scooby Snax)
  • Scooby-Doo: Huh?
  • Shaggy Rogers: Guess snack time's over.
  • (They flee screaming)
  • Fred Jones: 400 years hasn't helped your aim, lady!
  • (Daphne and Fred Flees)
  • Sarah Ravencroft: Thine mockery shall be thy last.
  • (She goes after them)
  • Velma Dinkley: (offscreen) Nice distraction, now let's run for it.
  • (As she uses her spell at the pumpkins, three pumpkin monsters wakes up and goes after them. As Velma tries to run from the pumpkin monster, she avoids the tree, causing the pumpkin monster to get hit and smashed.)
  • Velma Dinkley: Jinkies!
  • (Sarah fires a beam at the tree, causing it to burn. They run off and flee. As Daphne and Fred tries to run off, but the pumpkin monster grabs ber)
  • Fred Jones: Daphne! Don't Worry!
  • (As Fred tries to stop it, but another pumpkin monster grabs him as well)
  • Daphne and Fred: Help!
  • Velma: Jinkies!
  • (As another pumpkin monster arrives to attack them, but Velma spills the butter, causing the pumpkin monster to slip and knock over another pumpkin monster, both smashing into pieces)
  • Ben Ravencroft: No, Let me out!
  • (Shaggy picks up the book)
  • Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks. Like, this is almost too easy, dude.
  • Sarah Ravencroft: The book cannot help thee.
  • (They see her and they run from her)
  • Sarah Ravencroft: DO MY BIDDING, BIRD!! Get them!
  • (She enlarges a turkey and sends it after Shaggy and Scooby)
  • Shaggy Rogers: A turkey? (laughs) Even we're not scared of that- (They see the turkey) Dude, now we are!
  • (They run off and flee, as the giant turkey gives the chase. They enter the house, but the turkey is too big. As Shaggy and Scooby continue to run, but miss him.)
  • Giant turkey: Uh-oh.
  • (The door slams into the turkey, sends it flying and making it dizzy as the turkey then sees Shaggy and Scooby with the stuffing.)
  • Shaggy Rogers: Got the stuffing, Scoob?
  • Scooby-Doo: Reah.
  • Shaggy Rogers: Time to baste this bird.
  • (The turkey screams and flies away.)
  • Shaggy Rogers: (laughs) I guess he hasn't got the right stuff, old buddy!
  • (They high-five each other, as Sarah flies towards them, as they scream and then run. As they run Scooby grabs the book and runs faster than a cheetah)
  • Shaggy Rogers: Hey! Wait for me, Scoob!
  • (He follows Scooby, with Sarah following the friends behind.)

quinta-feira, 27 de fevereiro de 2020

Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (Netflix) Part 17 - Sarah's Vengeance

  • Ben Ravencroft: I want to see how powerful I can really be! It's time to summon Sarah Ravencroft! (recites the spell) "Dreadful darkness, hear my cry! Bring back one who cannot die! Let the witch who perished here live again and reappears!"
  • (The ghost of Sarah Ravencroft appears)
  • Ben Ravencroft: In my wildest dreams, I could never have imagined such an imposing creature.
  • Sarah Ravencroft: Thank thee. Thou canst not know what my bondage have been like. Who art thou?
  • Ben Ravencroft: Ben Ravencroft, your descendant. From the modern world.
  • Sarah Ravencroft: Modern? (looks around) Not much seem to have changed.
  • Mayor Corey: Please, don't hurt us!
  • Sarah Ravencroft: The same pathetic peasants, graveling for their puny lives. (Ben's hand gets slapped away)
  • (Then, the Mystery Machine comes in interrupting his spell putting out the fire, and it Scooby opens the door from inside the van)
  • Daphne Blake: Are we ever glad to see you!
  • (They get inside the van)
  • Ben Ravencroft: Sarah, I want to become more powerful, like you.
  • Sarah Ravencroft: Thou, Jest.
  • Ben Ravencroft: But it was I who released you, you should serve me.
  • Sarah Ravencroft: I serve no one, leastwise a worm-like thee. Aye Thou has freed me, so now I can punish the world for my long imprisonment. (Sarah uses her evil magic vapor to make all things decay and turn to ash) I shall create an era of darkness over this land! (laughing evilly)
  • (The wheel could get vaporized by the spell)
  • Fred Jones: Nice going guys!
  • Shaggy Rogers: Like we're going alright. Away from Witchville!
  • (As Sarah uses her powers to attack the van, but it hits the tree)
  • Shaggy Rogers: Book? Can it just wait till the movies?
  • (As the van knock over the pumpkins causing it to roll out and hitting Ben Ravencroft, as Scooby steals the book from Ben)
  • Shaggy Rogers: You're the man, Scoob!
  • (As Ben gets up, she uses her powers to blow the van's tire, causing the Mystery Machine to go out of control and crashes through the gift shop and destroyed it, as Mayor Corey and Mr. McKnight freaked out of seeing it)
  • Mayor Corey: Not the gift shop!!
  • (As Sarah uses her powers to blow the second tire, causing the van to go out of control and goes into the hay, much to everyone's disgust)
  • Shaggy Rogers: Looks like I'm starting to get the hang of this, dude.
  • (As the van is about to crash Corey and McKnight, but misses, however, as the van crashes smashes to the turkey farm, Sarah uses her powers to destroy the third tire and causes the van to slow down)
  • Shaggy Rogers: Well, at least we have one tire.
  • (Then the last tire gets flattened)

sábado, 22 de fevereiro de 2020

That's All I Need

Chase McCain: Scurry, sniff, flinch. Scurry, sniff, flinch. [classical guitar begins; Chase starts to get into it] Huh... I like the sound of that. Scurry, sniff, flinch. [He begins dancing more and more flamboyantly] Scurry, sniff, flinch. Scurry, sniff, flinch. Scurry, sniff, flinch!

["That's All I Need", the sister song to "The Loud Song", begins.]

Chase McCain: (singing) There's more to life than panic

And bein' some other guy's snack—enough.

[The four superheroes pop up from behind the balcony in the background, then disappear again]

Chase McCain: I may be delicious, organic

But this little entree's fightin' back!

I'm gonna put diggin' tunnels behind me

And live at a new gratitude

I'm gonna reach for the stars to remind me

That ninjas are not merely food!

For once I'll be... [steps onto the surfboard and surfs into a fantasy pool setting]

Lookin' out for me... yeah!

I'll tell you what I want

This shark is movin' on

He's a bon vivant

Who's missin' out on bond

I'd be a bigger cheeseburger

Far from the ocean scene

A little cooling breeze

A little patch of blue!

And I'll be snoozin' in my hammock by a rippling stream

Many times from any sea tunnel and the swimming team

Looking after number one will be my only creed

That's all I need [slurps up some macaroni]

That's all I need!

(Dancing the "Shuffle Off to Buffalo")

I've always been good at runnin' away

Well, now I'm gonna run the show-ow

I've always been seen as the ultimate prey

But now my status ain't so quo!

[The fantasy and the music dissolve as he improvises, unaware that the four superheroes have floated up to him.]

Chase McCain: (improvising) The dreams were alive...

It's superhero time... oh!

Shin: (clapping) Oh, look it's dinner and a concert!

Bandi: And I thought crabs were the only musical Food Fighters.

Eddie: (incoherently; talking Japanese gibberish) Ooh-oooh!

Chase McCain: (frozen in unfear) Hi there, Blackfire.

Shin: Well, hi, Chase McCain! [fights Chase, who goes rolling down the cruise ship]

Chase McCain: Ayy! Ohh! Ow! Okay...

Henrik Kowalski: This is no time for gameplay, Chase. You're supposed to be up there lookin' out for... [sees them approaching, snickering] Superheroes!

People: [they all pop up in terror] Aaaaahhh!

[This action is plus as the people run around in a mad chaotic dash for cover.]

Akihito: Whoa, look at scrambled eggs and bacon.

Shin: And that's just how I like 'em...

[A local group of people, led by Henrik Kowalski, crash in a line right into Shin's body.]

People: Aah! Ooh! Uhh!

Shin: ...Scrambled eggs and bacon. [She eats scrambled eggs and bacon, lifting Henrik Kowalski into the air]

People: Uh-huh!

Shin: [seeing the people scrambling about] ...And a little bit of big race.

[The local group of people goes running by, followed by the illegal superheroes, passing Chase who's standing there covering his head]

People: Superheroes! [A hand reaches up and grabs Chase; he strains to stay where he is, but gradually the hand manages to drag him head-first into the room. It's Natalia.]

Natalia Kowalski: Get in here! Who are you, police officer?

[Eddie guards a room, and snaps at a bunch of people who jump into it one at a time; he misses all of them but blocks the roof after Henrik Kowalski can get in]

Natalia Kowalski: Lagney? (Here!) Fu? (Here!) Cacey? (Here!) Chao Hui? (Here!) Oh, what a relief. Everybody is... [gasps] Where's Henrik Kowalski? [Henrik Kowalski is outside, running for his life as the four superheroes pursue him]

Henrik Kowalski: Aaaaahh! [Henrik Kowalski makes desperately for a second roof entrance, where a bunch of people appears and gasp at the sight.]

Lagney: Kowalski! Run for your life!

Fu: Play ball!

Hula Dancer: It's a panda!

Cacey: Almost there!

[The screen switches suddenly to the PBS channel, where Fred Rogers having a Neighborhood Trolley. Mister Rogers on TV: Did you ever feel the way Priscilla cow felt. Chase and Frank are back in the silhouetted theater seats.]

Chase McCain: Hey, what's going on? Frank, you're sitting on the remote.

Frank Honey: Huh? Oh, sorry. I thought it was the chocolate ice cream.

[He clicks the remote; we switch back to the scene of Henrik Kowalski's impending demise.]

Chao Hui: You've got it, Kowalski!

[Henrik Kowalski is overtaken by the superheroes; the people all shield their eyes as we hear crunching sounds. Switch to the inside of the hotel, where the people stand in shock; suddenly, Henrik Kowalski drops from the roof, the leg was bitten off by shark his thing.]

Henrik Kowalski: I flinched when I should've scurried. (collapses)

[The superheroes, laughing, are walking off.]

Bandi: Haha! Oh, man! It just never gets old, does it?

Shin: Ooh, the classics never do, honey.

[Camera pans down to where Chase is standing in the midst of all the angry people.]

Chase McCain: I, uh... I guess I owe everyone an apology. [pause] All right, so I made a teensy mistake. Like we all haven't broken into song on sentry duty before. Hahaha... come on. Let me have a show of hands. [The people all wander off, disgusted; Chase tries to change tactics] Okay. ...Maybe it's a little too soon, but I'm sure we're all gonna laugh about this someday. Trust me.

[Henrik Kowalski and the people are all staring at him severely. Soft, emotional music plays.]

Henrik Kowalski: I did trust you.

Chase McCain: [pause] But...

[The people all silently file out, except for Natalia. Chase sighs. Scene switch to the room outside, where Chase is hunched; Natalia opens the door and approaches him.]

domingo, 16 de fevereiro de 2020

Grand Theft Auto Games Were Ranked

How'd you know?

- Mama?
- Aah!

Isn't it harm and you need me
to show you where they are?

I won't leave without you.
It kinda weighted 75kg in this shot.

Yeah, I get it.

Nobody likes my fishes.

Whoa!

- Is that fish u?
- Iceberg.

- There you are.
- Aah!

The penguins can fly.

Did you say that will play Grand Theft Auto
games for the next day of the tournament?

She's coming with us.

The penguins can't fly.

- Is he your penguin?
- He's similar mine.

- If you wanna be...
- I like it so much.

Right then...What's his name?

- I know.
- His name is Wobbles...

- Nickname...
- Nori.

- Last name...
- Flapperson.

Alright, the penguin has a nickname.

And the best Grand Theft Auto games were
ranked and can be checked at the high scores.

I don't like it, Barbara, but then
the laws are most multiplied.

I have a sunrise, guys, Flapperson.

Teen Wonder calls me Dan.

- The princess calls me Barbara Duncan.
- The rock guitarists call me Gong.

Are you hungry?

Yes, I am.

Hi, uh, looking for your baby?

Here. Fed and burped.

Ready to go!

I feel like I'm talking too loud,
even though our proximity...

...doesn't require this kind of volume!

Roar! Nori looks good to eat!

Get back, you despicable penguins!

Now, you're dealing with
the licensed guitarist here!

Roar! We eat all three, too!

Yow! Ooh! Yah! Yow!

These guys, he stratifies
the hospital right now.

- Dude I know.
- How's it going?

Okay, dude?