Supervillains

Chase McCain: Scurry, sniff, flinch. Scurry, sniff, flinch. [classical guitar begins; Chase starts to get into it] Huh... I like the sound of that. Scurry, sniff, flinch. [He begins dancing more and more flamboyantly] Scurry, sniff, flinch. Scurry, sniff, flinch. Scurry, sniff, flinch!

["That's All I Need", the sister song to "Warthog Rhapsody", begins.]

Chase McCain: (singing) There's more to life than panic

And bein' some other guy's snack—euugh.

[The three supervilalins pop up from behind a rock in the background, then disappear again]

Chase McCain: I may be delicious, organic

But this little entree's fightin' back!

I'm gonna put diggin' tunnels behind me

And live at a new gratitude

I'm gonna reach for the stars to remind me

That ninjas are not merely food!

For once I'll be... [steps onto a cloud and surfs into a fantasy waterfall setting]

Lookin' out for me... yeah!

I'll tell you what I want

This shark is movin' on

He's a bon vivant

Who's missin' out on bon

I'd be a bigger cheeseburger

Far from the ocean scene

A little cooling breeze

A little patch of blue!

And I'll be snoozin' in my hammock by a rippling stream

Many times from any sea tunnel and the swimming team

Looking after number one will be my only creed

That's all I need (slurps up some macaroni)

That's all I need!

(Dancing the "Shuffle Off to Buffalo")

I've always been good at runnin' away

Well, now I'm gonna run the show-ow

I've always been seen as the ultimate prey

But now my status ain't so quo!

[The fantasy and the music dissolve as he improvises, unaware that the three supervillains have surrounded him.]

Chase McCain: (improvising) A dream sublime...

It's supervillain tiiime... oh!

Shin: (clapping) Oh, look it's dinner and a concert!

Bandi: And I thought crabs were the only musical food fighters.

Eddie: (incoherently; talking Japanese gibberish) Ooh-oooh!

Chase McCain: (frozen in fear) Hi...there...supervillains...

Shin: Well, hi, get your own movie to you too! [fights Chase, who goes rolling down the city]

Chase McCain: Ayy! Ohh! Ow! Okay...

Henrik Kowalski: This is no time for gameplay, Chase. You're supposed to be up there lookin' out for... [sees them approaching, snickering] Supervillains!

People: [they all pop up in terror] Aaaaahhh!

[This action is plus as the people of New York runs around in a mad chaotic dash for cover.]

Bandi: Whoa, look at 'em scramble.

Shin: And that's just how I like 'em...

[A local group of people, led by Henrik Kowalski, crash in a line right into Shin's body.]

People: Aah! Ooh! Uhh!

Shin: ...Scrambled. [She fights them, lifting Henrik Kowalski into the air]

People: Uhh!

Shin: [seeing the people of New York scrambling about] ...And a little bit runny.

[The local group of people goes running by, followed by the laughing supervillains, passing Chase who's standing there covering his head]

People: Supervillains! [A hand reaches up and grabs Chase; he strains to stay where he is, but gradually the hand manages to drag him head-first into a roof. It's Natalia.]

Natalia Kowalski: Get in here! What are you, police officer?

[Eddie guards a roof, and snaps at a bunch of people who jump into it one at a time; he misses all of them, but blocks the roof after Henrik Kowalski can get in]

Natalia Kowalski: Stumpy? (Here!) Flinchy? (Here!) Swifty? (Here!) Oh, what a relief. Everybody's... [gasps] Where's Henrik Kowalski? [Henrik Kowalski is outside, running for his life as the three supervillains pursue him]

Henrik Kowalski: Aaaaahh! [Henrik Kowalski makes desperately for a second roof entrance, where a bunch of people appear and gasp at the sight.]

Reporter Woman: Kowalski! Run for your life!

Teenage Boy: Shinda furi o shite!

Young Adult Woman #1: It's a panda!

Burping Man: Almost there!

[The screen switches suddenly to the PBS channel, where Fred Rogers having a Neighborhood Trolley. Mister Rogers on TV: Did you ever feel the way Priscilla cow felt. Chase and Frank are back in the silhouetted theater seats.]

Chase McCain: Hey, what's going on? Frank, you're sitting on the remote.

Frank Honey: Huh? Oh, sorry. I thought it was the chocolate ice cream.

[He clicks the remote; we switch back to the scene of Henrik Kowalski's impending demise.]

Young Adult Woman #2: You've got it, Kowalski!

[Henrik Kowalski is overtaken by the supervillains; the people of New York all shield their eyes as we hear crunching sounds. Switch to the inside of the hotel, where the people stand in shock; suddenly, Henrik Kowalski drops from the roof, the leg bitten off by shark his thing.]

Henrik Kowalski: I flinched when I should've scurried. (collapses)

[The supervillains, guffawing, are walking off.]

Bandi: Ha ha! Oh, man! It just never gets old, does it?

Shin: Ooh, the classics never do, honey.

The Penguin on the Run

I watched it in pieces rather than all at once because some segments did drag a little, but even then I'm not manage to deny how fun, hilarious, fast and genuine this fan remake is.

Finding Denno

Finding Denno is a 2005 Japanese-American animated film produced by Nonstop Sales and released by Paramount Pictures. The film has opened in New York on July 4, 2005, at the Independence of the United States and in São Paulo on September 7, 2005, at the Independence of Brazil. And it is now available on DVD and YouTube on November 8, 2005, by Paramount Home Entertainment.

COLEÇÃO DA PARAMOUNT

DADOS DA DUBLAGEM DA COLEÇÃO DA PARAMOUNT:

FILME #1. CÉSAR E A ORIGEM DA ALMA DA RAINHA

ESTÚDIO: Álamo
DIREÇÃO: Wendel Bezerra

ELENCO DE DUBLAGEM
Jess Harnell (César): Wendel Bezerra
Richard Kind (Shady): Tatá Guarnieri
Eric Bauza (Franklin): Luiz Carlos de Moraes
Grey DeLisle (Jesse): Tatiane Keplmair
Loren Lester (Ty): Felipe Grinnan
Melissa Gilbert (Tina): Angélica Santos
Keanu Reeves (Bento Bancroft): Raul Gil
Ellen DeGeneres (Cindy McWright/ Spike): Maíra Góes
David Bowie (Prefeito Bowie): João Ângelo
Alanna Ubach (Dawn): Sabrina Sato
Jill Talley (Shirley Bancroft): Cecília Lemes
Eugene Levy (Sr. McWright): Walter Breda
John DiMaggio (Jacob): Guilherme Lopes

FILME #2. O PINGUIM E O MIMETISMO

ESTÚDIO: Álamo
DIREÇÃO: Wendel Bezerra

ELENCO DE DUBLAGEM
Burt Ward (Dan): Felipe Grinnan
Rosario Dawson (Barbara): Angélica Santos
Daniel Breaker (Nori): Wendel Bezerra
Samuel L. Jackson (O Roqueiro): Guilherme Lopes
Seth MacFarlane (Marshall): Wellington Lima
Alex Breckenridge (Ruriko): Fernanda Bullara
Jason Schwartzman (Dennis Mitchell): Tatá Guarnieri
Tom Arnold (George Wilson): João Ângelo
Jeannie Elias (Margaret Wade): Letícia Quinto
Maurice LaMarche (Henry Mitchell): Walter Breda
Marilyn Lightstone (Alice Mitchell): Isabel de Sá
Frank Welker (Marcos): Guilherme Lopes
Will Forte (Santiago): Tatá Guarnieri
Courteney Cox (Coral): Tânia Gaidarji
Candi Milo (Fátima): Márcia Gomes
Mark Wahlberg (Havaiano Azul): Hermes Baroli
Ken Jeong (O Cachorro Guerreiro): Luiz Laffey
Joseph May (Chase McCain): Fábio Moura
Trevor White (Frank Honey): Marcos Hailer
Jerry Stiller (Henrik Kowalski): Hélio Vaccari
Jules de Jongh (Natalia Kowalski): Cecília Lemes
Jaimi Barbakoff (Ellie Phillips): Márcia Regina
Kerry Shale (Marion Dunby): Renato Márcio
Whoopi Goldberg (Shin): Patrícia Scalvi
Cheech Marin (Bandi): Marcelo Pissardini
Jess Harnell (Oddie): Raphael Rossatto

FILME #3. SONIC - O FILME

ESTÚDIO: UniDub
DIREÇÃO: Wendel Bezerra

ELENCO DE DUBLAGEM
Ben Schwartz (Sonic - voz): Manolo Rey
Jim Carrey (Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik): Tatá Guarnieri
James Marsden (Tom Wachowski): Raphael Rossatto
Tika Sumpter (Maddie Wachowski): Fernanda Bullara
Lee Majdoub (Agente Rocha): Wendel Bezerra
Adam Pally (Wade Whipple): Dláigelles Riba
Neal McDonough (Major Bennington): Armando Tiraboschi
Frank C. Turner (Carl Maluco): Faduli Costa
Natasha Rothwell (Rachel): Karen Ramalho
Melody Nosipho Niemann (JoJo): Isa Cavalcante

FILME #4. PROCURANDO DENNO

ESTÚDIO: Álamo

DIREÇÃO: Wendel Bezerra

ELENCO DE DUBLAGEM
Albert Brooks (Romeu): Tatá Guarnieri
Ellen DeGeneres (Chloe): Sabrina Sato
Justin Long (Denno): Gustavo Pereira
Willem Dafoe (Nelson): Guilherme Lopes
Brad Garrett (Bolota): Wellington Muniz
Avril Lavigne (Yoshiko): Fernanda Bullara
Anthony Rapp (Raphael): Wendel Bezerra
David Herman (Bolhas): Sérgio Moreno
Maura Tierney (Debra): Raquel Marinho
Bill Fagerbrakke (Justin): Carlos Silveira
Kevin McNally (Brian): Hélio Vaccari
David Hasselhoff (Senpai): Leonardo Camillo
Elizabeth Perkins (Crystal): Izabel de Sá
Pete Cronkite (Rōshi): Sérgio Rufino
Maurice LaMarche (Professor Arraia): Affonso Amajones
Barry Humphries (Bartolomeu): Guilherme Briggs
Eric Bana (Anchor): Gilberto Baroli
Bruce Spence (Red Salmon): Hamilton Ricardo

The Penguin on the Run - Part 1

[Intro logos. As Gregor Narholz's score picks up, we see golden coin hovering over a lake, after grouping around the Paramount mountain, accompanied by the well-known coin and Warp Pipe sound effects. The second logo, that of The Coca-Cola Company is now zooming out of the soda. The third logo, against a black background, a giant, two-toned blue letter A comes lazily sweeping from the back, joined by (turning around, in small white font) the letters making up the word "CORPORATION", and from the left and right sides by the letter's "U" and "A". A red bar indented with the word "CORPORATION" comes up from the opposite direction, spinning slowly like an axle, until it stops to interlock with those letters. The entire logo then immediately shifts to face toward the upper left and pauses for about 1.5 seconds, then the entire animation plays in reverse (like a palindrome, meaning one half of the logo is playing forward, and the other half is played backward). A sound of a car broken into and driven away is heard as police sirens and gunfire follow, accompanied by blurry flashing siren lights and a series of wanted stars in the upper right corner (like the wanted system HUD in the Grand Theft Auto series) that fill up. Once the fifth star is full, it flashes into the middle forming the orange Rockstar logo on-screen, with the Rockstar North logo forming after, is shown after the movie starts. We're shown San Francisco at broad daylight. A streak of blue light flies over a nearby skyscraper, followed by the ghost leaving behind a red streak, firing lasers, and causing explosions. We zoom in, revealing Captain and Bailey continue to run from the giant turkey. They enter the house, but the turkey is too big. She uses her powers to blast the door but misses them.]

Giant turkey: Uh-oh.

[The door slams into the turkey, making it dizzy as the turkey then sees Captain, Bailey, Coral, and Ginger.]

Chase McCain (vo): You know what? Let's back up.

[Chase McCain imitates the sound of a video being played back while the footage is rewind, eventually cutting to black. The adult and teenage people, Captain, Bailey, Coral, Sandy, Blue Hawaiian, and Dog Warrior buy tickets at TLC Chinese Theater and unrecognizable man paying for movie tickets at the cinema as the opening credit cards read "Paramount Pictures and The Coca-Cola Company Presents", "A United Artists Presentation", "In Association With Rockstar Games" and "A Gracie Films Reproduction". The title card appears: THE PENGUIN ON THE RUN, now "The" crashes onto the screen, then a "Penguin", then an "on", then an "the", then a diagonal lines which form the crooked "The Penguin on the Run" logo, now was wrapped text into the shape of "Help, I'm a Fish". In addition to The Penguin on the Run, RatFink typeface is also used in the following logos, movie posters or album covers, etc. (In the U.S. version, the title is The Penguin and Me.) Cracks appear across the screen image, and the black screen shatters and falls from the field of view in fragments, leaving a view of Coney Island in daylight.] 

Frank Honey (vo): (reverently) Coney Island.
Chase McCain (vo): So criminous.
Frank Honey (vo): So powerful.
Chase McCain: So... extremely named. [pauses the movie; the silhouettes and the seatbacks appear again] Frank Honey, how can the beach be located? It's an amusement park!
Frank Honey: Well, I think it's because "Coney Island" is what they call a group of ninjas.
Chase McCain: Oh, sure, the robots get Coney Island. And what about us police officers? Where I come from we didn't have nothin' to be proud of. Why: (clears throat; singing) When he was the strongest rocker...
Frank Honey: (singing) When Marshall was the teenage ninja...! (blows Chase off his seatback)
Chase McCain: (peevishly) Very nice.
Frank Honey: Thanks!
Chase McCain: But maybe it'd be safer if I just show 'em where I came from.
Frank Honey: Oh, oh! Do we get to see where you grew up?
Chase McCain: Yeah, Frank, but it ain't pretty. [clicks the remote; the view of Coney Island switches to a full-screen shot] Please remain seated while the camera is in motion.
[The camera does a super-high-speed truck-out from Coney Island, penguins, polar bears, the giant turkey, the sharks, barracudas, the ocean, and finally stopping at the Japanese castle, with a giant turkey flying across]
Chase McCain: Here we are: the Japanese castle. We're so low on the food chain we're underground! But you don't have to take my word for it. I'll just let my fellow ninjas do the talking. ["To the Surface" music begins]

Background chant: Semon pute
Japanese people: (chanting, nervously) What happened?!
What happened?! Shush!
What happened?!
What happened?!
Where? What?
Where? Where? Shush!
Oh! What's that sound?! Shush!
Quick, after the supervillains come!
Guard: CLEAR!
[Scenes of the ocean of ninjas all busily swimming a network of sea tunnels, singing as they work.]
Japanese people: (singing) To the surface,
Swim, to the surface
When you're done ya swim a boogie surface
To the surface,
Swim, to the surface
Quick, after the supervillains come!
SWIM!
Background chant: Semon pute
Japanese people: To the surface,
Swim, to the surface
You can swim and never get cold
Background chant: Semon pute
Japanese people: To the surface, (Gotta go fast)
Swim, to the surface
What's that sound?! [silence as they look from side to side, listening]
Quick, after the supervillain come!
SWIM!
To the surface is what we do
Life's a surface we're swimmin' through
To the surface is what we sing
To the surface is everything!
New and improved is a ninja's friend
Always more around every bend
And when you get to your underwater
Hallelujah! Let's swim again!
SWIM!
To the surface,
Swim, to the surface (To the surface)
When you're done ya swim a boogie surface
To the surface, (Gotta go fast)
Swim, to the surface.
What was that?! [pause to listen]
Quick, after the supervillain come!
SWIM!
Ellie Phillips: Chase! Excuse me. Have you seen my boyfriend? Has he been through here? Chase!

Henrik Kowalski: To the surface, swim, to the surface... to the surface, swim, swim—Aaaah! [Ellie pokes him, scaring him out of his chant]
Ellie Phillips: Henrik Kowalski?
Henrik Kowalski: (spooked) Aaahh!
Ellie Phillips: Henrik Kowalski, relax. Have you seen Bailey?
Henrik Kowalski: (pleased with himself) No, I haven't—and what a day it's been! No fractures, no lacerations, no concussions, contusions, or injuries of any sort. As a matter of fact, there's no sign of Chase's handiwork anywhere!
[The underwater flowing and then comes fly over around them; finally, there's nothing sacred of the water but ocean waves fly up on a sky protrusion, it reveals the swimming pool, with Chase standing under it.]
Henrik Kowalski: (fuming) That would be... CHASEEEEY!
Chase McCain: (embarrassed) Heh heh heh. Hello, everybody!
Police Officer #1: (sarcastically) Haha. Nice work, Chase.
Police Officer #2: Way to go, police officer.
Police Officer #3: Who else could flow the ocean?
Police Officer #4: Four in a week—a new record!
Ellie Phillips: (quietly despairing) Not again...
Chase McCain: What? (defiantly) It's called a "swimming pool"!
[The "swimming pool" flowing to nothing.]
Ellie Phillips: [trying to salvage the situation] Ho ho. Wow! Isn't that creative. The swimming pool! Oh, haha. [seeking discretion as to the better part of wet] I'll just have a word with him.
[Ellie leads Chase away from the scene of the collapse.]
Chase McCain: I... I was just trying to shed a little light on our pathetic existence.

Ellie Phillips: Chase, this can't go on. Just this month, you've pulled down four walls and collapsed two sea tunnel exits. [She combs Chase's hair] We have to look after each other. Our survival depends on it.
Chase McCain: What's the point? All we do is swim so we can hide, and hide so we can swim. [Ellie finishes combing his hair, which "poofs" up into a bunch of hairs] I wanna be where we don't have to sea tunnels and live with our heads over in the ocean. [pushes some sand apart and gazes out over the ocean horizon] What's so bad about dreaming of a better home?
Ellie Phillips: [joins him at the crab in the sand] I wanna show you something. Look, Chase. Go on, look. [Camera pulls back to a panoramic view of the Coney Island in all their beach, as "The Two Heroes" theme plays] Lookout to the beach, past years, from underwater. Everything the light touches... (sharply) belongs to someone else!
[A record needle scratches; the ocean flow back together and block the view.]
Chase McCain: Funny. I thought you were going a whole different direction with this.
Ellie Phillips: What can I say? It's the mountain's design.
Henrik Kowalski: [appears out of the swimming pool suddenly] She's right! We're food for other plates of seafood—a moveable feast. Feared by no one and eaten by all!
Chase McCain: But when they die, they become the heroes. And we eat the crabs... right?
Henrik Kowalski: Not exactly; we can't beach sand. We're crab intolerant.
Ellie Phillips: (snatches Chase away) Ok, Henrik Kowalski. Thank you. You've been a big help. (To Chase) My boy, I—
Henrik Kowalski: [appearing out of another stand of the swimming pool] Police... it's what's for dinner!
Ellie Phillips: [increasingly sarcastic; pointing meaningfully off into the distance] Thank you, Henrik Kowalski.
Henrik Kowalski: [groans at the camera] Uhh. [disappears]
Chase McCain: I think Henrik Kowalski dislodged one too many rocks with his skull.
Ellie Phillips: But he's right, Chase. [She tries to comb his hair again; the crab runs by, and she snatches it and squishes it into hair gel] Oh, I just know there's a way for you to fit in here.
[Chase glowers from under his plastered-down hair; a single hair springs back up, and he sighs.]
Henrik Kowalski: [off-screen, to Japanese people] All right, who's on sentry duty?
Ellie Phillips: [perks up with inspiration; gasps] That's it! That's it—My boyfriend on sentry duty! Chase the sentry!
[cut to Henrik Kowalski being told of this idea]

Henrik Kowalski: [in horrified shock] Chase the sentry?! Why don't you save the supervillains, the trouble and kill me now? Just kill me now!
Chase McCain: He has a point.
Ellie Phillips: All you have to do is watch for hyenas and yell if you see one. Look at Baby Sonic.
Baby Sonic: [in the middle of a nervous breakdown] Don't close your eyes! Don't look away! I'm too fast! Somebody's gotta guard us! Somebody's gotta protect us! [Breaks up inbreathes and screams as a couple of police officers orderlies carry him away, raving, from his post]
Chase McCain: Well. Now I'm convinced.
Ellie Phillips: Listen—it's outside, up in the breeze, under the wide-open sky—isn't that what you want? [to Henrik Kowalski] Or maybe you would rather have him go back on the swimming crew.
Henrik Kowalski and everyone: NO!
[Camera switches to the entire people of Tokyo, listening intently, and now pretending nonchalance and clearing their throats]
Ellie Phillips: Good... then we all agree. Chase, listen to Henrik Kowalski. He'll teach you everything you need to know. And Chase, (earnestly) try to make this one work.
[Cut to the lookout rock, under a big tree. Henrik Kowalski is demonstrating the duties of the sentry.]

Henrik Kowalski: (demonstrating) Scurry, sniff, flinch! Scurry, sniff, flinch! [Chase is unimpressed and rolling his eyes] Scurry, sniff, flinch! Good. Now... what do we do if we see a supervillain?
Chase McCain: Scream "Ellie!".
Henrik Kowalski: That's right, mister! Because the world out there is fraught with danger. Fraught, I tell you!
Chase McCain: [aside, to the camera, over Henrik Kowalski; sarcastically] Oh, boy. It's the Chinese New Year.
Henrik Kowalski: (furiously pantomiming) Even all bloodthirsty supervillains are waiting to rip us limb from limb!
Chase McCain: (applauding sarcastically) Bravo, Henrik Kowalski. Way to sell it to the cheap seats.
Henrik Kowalski: (in his face) Applaud now, sonny boy. [quiet and severe] But try clapping when you don't have any hands! [turns and leaves]
[Chase gulps, looking at his hands. Then he takes up his position on the rock.]

Chase McCain: Scurry, sniff, flinch. Scurry, sniff, flinch. [classical guitar begins; Chase starts to get into it] Huh... I like the sound of that. Scurry, sniff, flinch. [He begins dancing more and more flamboyantly] Scurry, sniff, flinch. Scurry, sniff, flinch. Scurry, sniff, flinch!
["That's All I Need", the sister song to "Warthog Rhapsody", begins.]
Chase McCain: (singing) There's more to life than panic
And bein' some other guy's snack—enough.
[The three supervillains pop up from behind a rock in the background, then disappear again]
Chase McCain: I may be delicious, organic
But this little entree's fightin' back!
I'm gonna put diggin' tunnels behind me
And live at a new gratitude
I'm gonna reach for the stars to remind me
That ninjas are not merely food!
For once I'll be... [steps onto a cloud and surfs into a fantasy waterfall setting]
Lookin' out for me... yeah!
I'll tell you what I want
This shark is movin' on
He's a bon vivant
Who's missin' out on good
I'd be a bigger cheeseburger
Far from the ocean scene
A little cooling breeze
A little patch of blue!
And I'll be snoozin' in my hammock by a rippling stream
Many times from any sea tunnel and the swimming team
Looking after number one will be my only creed
That's all I need (slurps up some macaroni)
That's all I need!
(Dancing the "Shuffle Off to Buffalo")
I've always been good at runnin' away
Well, now I'm gonna run the show-ow
I've always been seen as the ultimate prey
But now my status ain't so quo!
[The fantasy and the music dissolve as he improvises, unaware that the three supervillains have surrounded him.]

Chase McCain: (improvising) A dream sublime...
It's supervillain time... oh!
Shin: (clapping) Oh, look it's dinner and a concert!
Bandi: And I thought crabs were the only musical food fighters.
Eddie: (incoherently; talking Japanese gibberish) Ooh-oooh!
Chase McCain: (frozen in fear) Hi...there...supervillains...
Shin: Well, hi, get your own movie to you too! [fights Chase, who goes rolling down the city]
Chase McCain: Ayy! Ohh! Ow! Okay...
Henrik Kowalski: This is no time for gameplay, Chase. You're supposed to be up there lookin' out for... [sees them approaching, snickering] Supervillains!
Japanese people: [they all pop up in terror] Aaaaahhh!
[This action is plus as the people of Tokyo run around in a mad chaotic dash for cover.]

Bandi: Whoa, look at 'em scramble.
Shin: And that's just how I like 'em...
[A local group of Japanese people, led by Henrik Kowalski, crash in a line right into Shin's body.]
Japanese people: Aah! Ooh! Uhh!
Shin: ...Scrambled. [She fights them, lifting Henrik Kowalski into the air]
Japanese people: Uhh!
Shin: [seeing the people of Tokyo scrambling about] ...And a little bit runny.
[The local group of Japanese people goes running by, followed by the laughing supervillains, passing Chase who's standing there covering his head]
Japanese people: Supervillains! [A hand reaches up and grabs Chase; he strains to stay where he is, but gradually the hand manages to drag him head-first into a roof. It's Ellie.]

Ellie Phillips: Get in here! What are you, police officer?
[Eddie guards a roof, and snaps at a bunch of Japanese people who jump into it one at a time; he misses all of them but blocks the roof after Henrik Kowalski can get in]
Ellie Phillips: Stumpy? (Here!) Flinchy? (Here!) Swifty? (Here!) Oh, what a relief. Everybody's... [gasps] Where's Henrik Kowalski? [Henrik Kowalski is outside, running for his life as the three supervillains pursue him]
Henrik Kowalski: Aaaaahh! [Henrik Kowalski makes desperately for a second roof entrance, where a bunch of Japanese people appears and gasp at the sight.]
Japanese woman #1: Kowalski! Run for your life!
Japanese man #3: Shinda furi o shite!
Japanese woman #2: It's a panda!
Japanese man #4: Almost there!

[The screen switches suddenly to the PBS channel, where Fred Rogers having a Neighborhood Trolley. Mister Rogers on TV: Did you ever feel the way Priscilla cow felt. Chase and Frank are back in the silhouetted theater seats.]
Chase McCain: Hey, what's goin' on? Frank, you're sitting on the remote.
Frank Honey: Huh? Oh, sorry. I thought it was the chocolate ice cream.
[He clicks the remote; we switch back to the scene of Henrik Kowalski's impending demise.]
Japanese woman #3: You've got it, Kowalski!
[Henrik Kowalski is overtaken by the supervillains; the people of Tokyo all shield their eyes as we hear crunching sounds. Switch to the inside of the hotel, where the ninjas stand in shock; suddenly, Henrik Kowalski drops from the roof, the leg was bitten off by shark his thing.]

Henrik Kowalski: I flinched when I should've scurried. (collapses)
[The supervillains, guffawing, are walking off.]
Bandi: Haha! Oh, man! It just never gets old, does it?
Shin: Ooh, the classics never do, honey.

You're hurting me. Let me go. 

Get her inside. 

Barbara: Let me go! 

Doctor: Put her on the table. 

  

I'll get the anesthesia. 

  

You don't need to put me under 

for a blood transfusion. 

  

It's more than that, isn't it? 

  

Hold her. 

  

You promised not to hurt her! 

  

Koonak, get out of here. 

  

Stop it! 

  

Getaway! 

  

Nora! No! No! 

  

I'll get her back. 

  

Look, there. 

  

Someone's there, all right. 

  

Wait a minute. l sees something. 

  

There's Barbara! 

  

Stop shooting, you idiot! 

These are fuel tanks. 

  

Come down, now! 

  

Up here! 

  

Are you all right? 

Peekaboo! 

The fire! 

She's behind the generators, over there! 

You go that way! 

  

Doctor: Are you crazy? There's no way now. 

Captain Freeze: We're going to finish this! 

  

You're insane! 

  

This place is going to blow any minute! 

  

We got to get out. 

  

We're not leaving until 

you perform that operation. 

  

Stand back. 

  

Hurry! 

  

You! 

  

Look out! 

  

Barbara! 

Chase McCain (vo): Luckily, a skull raft came by. 

Frank Honey (vo): Skulls?! Skulls mean bad medicine! 

Well, these skulls were good medicine for me. 

Disappointed too. 

Unfortunately, they were heading 

straight for cruising in Antarctica! 

They all three locked up, 

and landed on a block ledge. 

You bash blocks now! 

Alright, wise guy, so what happened next? 

Frank Honey (vo): And they find Nori egg. 

The Rocker: How'd you know? 

Mama? 

You need me to show you where they are. 

I won't leave without you. 

[Cut back to the theater seats and silhouettes; Chase pauses the movie.]

Chase McCain: How convenient. Enter omniscient penguins, right on cue.
Frank Honey: Well, you know what they say. When the penguins are ready, the professor appears.

Chase McCain: That's it. No more fortune cookies for you. [Chase clicks the remote; the movie resumes.]

Baby Nori: (sobs)

The Rocker: Group hug. 

Are you hungry? 

Papa Rocker!

[Penguins roar, all gasp]

The Rocker: Hi, uh, looking for your baby? Here. Fed and burped. Ready to go!

Baby Nori: Papa Rocker, Papa Rocker!

Penguins: Roar! Nori looks good to eat!

The Rocker: Get back, you despicable penguins!

Dan: You're dealing with a licensed guitar here!

Penguins: Roar! We eat plumber, too!

The Rocker, Dan, and Barbara: Yow! Ooh! Yah! Yow!

[Baby Nori grunts, all three enter pipe]

The Rocker: Hold on, Nori! I'll get us to the surface!

[the barracuda follows them]

The Rocker, Dan, and Barbara: Yikes! Yow! Whoa!

[Chase pauses the movie.]

Frank Honey: You know, first impressions are very important.
Chase McCain: Oh, I thought all they were a scream.

[The movie resumes.]

The Rocker, Dan, and Barbara: Aaaahh!

[the barracuda yawns and goes back to sleep another killer whale growls, but the Rocker stomps on it]


The Rocker: See, Nori? Nothing to be scared of in the water. [shocked gasp; sees the great white shark] Except that! Hang on! We're outta here! [the great white shark is hot on their tail] We're not gonna make it! Whoa! [dolphins chirp] Whoa! Dolphins! [the dolphins take Nori, the Rocker, Dan, and Barbara to Madagascar island] Hey! Thanks for the airlift guys! We gotta find Marshall and Princess Ruriko. Stay here while I wring out my cap.

[baby Nori leaves and Dan finishes wringing out his cap]

Dan: Hey, where'd he go? Come back here, you scamp! It's hazardous in there!

[one of the crabs' slurps, then follows baby Nori who is distracted]

Barbara: Heads up, Nori!


The Rocker: Look here, Norikins.

Dan: When I tell you to stay, you stay!