THE BIG INFINITY IS REAL

Banjo: As soon as we got out those doors... (looked up to see an Indian Native-American human hybrid named Rock stood among room on the isle)

Rock: So, you have learned the extraordinary truth. Congratulations! Now keep it to yourself, or I will improve your throat while you sleep. I swear to God.
Banjo: Oh, my God! Did you guys just hear that?
Captain: What? What are you looking at? (Rock is already gone upon glancing where the human hybrid supposedly stood at)
Banjo: He's gone. Where did he go? I'm so wasted. (sobs) I'm so wasted. Captain, get your hands off me. No touchy! The Captain is fine, get out of my way.
Kubo: Attention, sailors. The cruise ship is being kept at sea pending coronavirus tests in five seconds. Get out!
Banjo: Hey, hey, hey, look at this. We have one. Stand up straight, boys!
Hybrids: Hey! Over here! Choose us!
Patrick: We're chosen!
Ralphie: Pick us! Pick our cruise!
Banjo: Hi, Tracy! Hi, Ralphie!
Anchor: Oh, man. I figure this out.

Hiroto: My crab foods. I'm having the crabs. Yes!
Tracy: Choose us! Look at us!
Ralphie: Oh, please, god.

Tracy: Choose us. Look at us! Oh, yes!

Banjo: You don't even know what you're celebrating. You're celebrating your doom! Wake up! They show me your faces! THE BIG INFINITY IS REAL! Why isn't anybody listening to me?!

Ralphie: Hey, buddy, are you all right?

Banjo: No, I'm not all right. It's all a lie. Everything you've been told. Everything you believe in.

Anchor: Banjo, you acting kinda shady!

Tracy: Anchor, we shouldn't be talking to this Jackass: The Movie. Everyone knows Banjo's weird. What is he? Banjo? He's your hedgehog? Like, make up your mind, or just kill yourself.

Banjo: You idiots! I've been there. I've seen these jokes, and there ain't no way I'm going back.

Ralphie: Wait, you've been to the Big Infinity?

Banjo: What a joke! Everything we've ever known is a delight-covered pile of the joke, raising in your arms, open our eyes with their come, so come-covered we can't see! We don't know! We don't know they're open to our eyes! Our faces!

Tracy: Shut up. The gods are gonna hear you talking about them...

Banjo: They ain't gods. They're monsters! Terrible, sneaking, trench monsters! They ain't gonna get hedgehog twice. (double flips off Kubo who doesn't notice him anyway) BABY, YOU CAN HAVE IT! I've got a date with oblivion.

Ralphie: Whoa, just chill. Just get down from the blasted... (screams as he desperately tore himself out of the cruise and grabs Banjo's legs at the last moments, but unable to hoist either of them.)

Anchor: Oh, man! He's out of the cruise!

Ralphie: Now, Hiroto!

Hiroto: Dude, Anchor, what we do?

Anchor: I don't know! I can't reach him. I'm giving it everything I have.

Tracy: Ralphie!

Po: (seeing Tracy performing the same) Tracy. Oh, my God! Tracy's out of the cruise!

Tracy: I got ya! Hold on! Hold on!

Ralphie: I can't hold on! My gloves! It's slipping off!

Banjo: Look at you, following all their rules. You have no idea what's coming.

Ralphie: What is that in reference to?

Banjo: Brooke Shields.

Ralphie: What's coming? Be more specific, please!

Banjo: You want proof? Talk to Rock. That bottle of breeze seems to know what's going on.

(The cruise ship is being kept at sea pending coronavirus tests. Which Ralphie accidentally let's go of Banjo.)

Ralphie: No!

Banjo: (Laughs) "landed on the ocean, died instantly"

Katakana: Oh, my God. Did you see that?