The Penguin and Me Rehydrated - Part 1

[Intro logos. As Gregor Narholz's score picks up, we see golden coin hovering over a lake, after grouping around the Paramount mountain, accompanied by the well-known coin and Warp Pipe sound effects. The second logo, that of The Coca-Cola Company is now zooming out of the soda. The third logo, against a black background, a giant, two-toned blue text type ARTISTS comes lazily sweeping from the back, joined by (turning around, in small white font) the letters making up the word "CORPORATION", and from the left and right sides by the letter's "UNITED" and "ARTISTS". A red bar indented with the word "CORPORATION" comes up from the opposite direction, spinning slowly like an axle, until it stops to interlock with those letters. The entire logo then immediately shifts to face toward the upper left and pauses for about 1.5 seconds, then the entire animation plays in reverse (like a palindrome, meaning one half of the logo is playing forward, and the other half is played backward). The adult and teenage people, Captain Wombat, Dylan Jacobson, Coral, Bindi, Blue Hawaiian, and Discord the Dog Warrior buy tickets at TLC Chinese Theater and unrecognizable man paying for movie tickets at the cinema as the opening credit cards read "Paramount Pictures and The Coca-Cola Company Presents", "A United Artists Presentation" and "A Gracie Films Reproduction".]

Captain Wombat's Voiceover: [reading] "A long time ago, there was a movie called "The Penguin and Me". "The Penguin and Me" was widely acclaimed for its subversive humor, realistic style, and 175-pound high souls. It truly was...the greatest movie ever rehydrated. People began to gather from all across the city to celebrate "The Penguin and Me" and to be grand. It was through this special flavor that the movie was rehydrated in the major release. And over 40 video editors were brought together to figure the superstar again, each in their own animation style, in an exclusive and completed reanimation."

Eric: Will you listen to him? He's remaking the movie sound like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sally: Lighten up, dude.

Cassius: We'll take it from here, girlfriend.

Captain Wombat's Voiceover: You go, mates.

Cassius: We are the Ninjas. Ninjas of the comic books and cartoonists of the penguins.

Sally: Penguins like Nori!

Eric: Hey, you mean Nori. Ooh, I'd like to make some rock music with him-

Cassius: The new movie actually took the four of them beginning, 20 minutes ago...

[scene changes colors and the ninjas start walking and singing]

Cassius: ♪ Back when the universe was new. Antarctica was cruising on the ship. And everywhere supervillains and hyenas fight to take control! ♪

Eric: ♪ Now it takes place! There was trouble wherever you stepped. ♪

Cassius: ♪ Where chaos in the city, and thousand feet below the surface! ♪
Eric: Whoo! Say it, mates!

Ninjas: ♪ And then along came Ruriko! ♪
Cassius: ♪ She cooks the crab meat! ♪
Ninjas: ♪ She tastes them good! ♪
Eric: ♪ Locked those supervillains in a vault! ♪
Ninjas: ♪ They're trapped! And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks. And that's the ninja warrior! The guy was too type "A" to just relax. ♪
Sally: ♪ And that's the world's first dish. ♪
Eric: Yeah, baby.

Sally: ♪ Ruriko tamed the globe while still in her years. ♪
Ninjas: ♪ Though, honey, it may seem impossible- That's the ninja warrior! On Mount Hotaka, life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth. Though, honey, it may seem impossible- That's the ninja warrior! ♪

[schematic picture of Mount Hotaka zooms in and turns into a real one. While the ninjas still repeat their "ah's and yeah's", the camera moves up the Mount Hotaka. The title card appears: THE PENGUIN ON THE RUN, now "The" crashes onto the screen, then a "Penguin", then an "on", then an "the", then a diagonal lines which form the crooked "The Penguin on the Run" logo, now was wrapped text into the shape of "Help, I'm a Fish". In addition to The Penguin on the Run, RatFink typeface is also used in the following logos, movie posters or album covers, etc. (In the U.S. version, the title is The Penguin and Me Rehydrated.) Cracks appear across the screen image, and the black screen shatters and falls from the field of view in fragments, leaving a view of Coney Island in daylight.]